PixelatedPop Presents: Simple Pleasures 3
With the fast pace every day life can hurtle by, it is easy to forget how much pleasure can stem from simple occurrences. These "simple pleasures" are more than mere, cheap soap and lotion brands. After seeing McDonalds' new ad campaign, I can safely say that, unless you enjoy diarrhea rapids, their dollar menu isn't a simple pleasure either. They are what bridge the gap between the "big events" and the everyday mundane blandness. I, and my fellow PixelatedPop compatriots, are here to not only identify such simple pleasures, but to pay tribute to them as only we know how.
"If ya pull the little bitch's pigtails, I'll give ya a nice, red balloon. It floats an' everything!"
If Luger hadn't lost the muscles, he would've had another career to fall back on...
"I'm not a pervert! I was just looking for a Turbo Man doll!"
Skynet's original plan never came to fruition, as George Foreman already had the grilling machine market cornered.
Alfonso Ribeiro would fucking destroy Dancing With The Stars.